Gong Xi Fa Cai!!!!

Back then when we talk about Chinese New Year, all of us would jump for joy because being a kid has loads of benefits! You can shamelessly ask for ang pau from your relatives or parents’ friends.
But now things have changed, firecrackers are banned because some people burnt themselves. And also, for those of you who are anticipating expensive ang pau(s), I’m sorry to be the bearer of the bad news, we are still having economic recession, if you get 2 bucks you should be laughing your way to the bank.. "Times are bad" is the "in" phrase now!

The things that i hate during CNY is:

The weather
I don’t know if it’s just me because especially during Chinese New Year, the weather can really kill you. Many people fall sick during Chinese New Year because of the God damn hot weather, maybe the sun wants to celebrate it too? Plus, with the cookies and all, if you don’t watch what you’re eating, you’ll have to celebrate CNY with fever and/or sore throat.

The kids:
One word: Nightmare

The lion dancers:
You have no idea how annoying you guys are, with the cibai dong dong chiang is enough to deafen the whole world and you guys have to even lit the big ass firecracker? Oh gosh! SOS please! I know it’s a symbolic thing but it’s not symbolic if you have to hear them 20 times a day, oh how is that possible? Try staying in an apartment/flat and see if you udnerstand what I mean.

CNY songs:
I don’t know who the idiot invented this idea, to transform the decent CNY songs into TECHNO version. WTF is wrong with you people? Some decent version are already creating sound pollution and you have to turn it into a techno shit? It’s Chinese New Year not Clubbing New Year you bitches!!! I hope whoever that makes this shit out will become deaf soon!

I’m not saying CNY is bad, I’m just not that excited anymore. Nevertheless, I still wanna wish all of my sweet readers a happy Chinese New Year! And I hope y’all will get expensive ang pau(s) this year despite economic recession.





GONG XI FA CAI!!!!!